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SushiGummy, July 10th, 2010, 11:24 pm

Vote for The WTF Award! Detective Tarson! WTF Award! Bonus chapter! You decide what's in it! Georgo will make his own webcomic! You'll shoot lasers from your eyes! Vote now!

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There are only two things in the world Tarson can't eat. Salami, and anything with coconut. Doing so will give him a wrathful personality, and he'll want to kill anything in his path. Of course, feeding him coconut would be much worse than feeding him salami. See? It all makes sense now.

Check the Author Comment below to see the continuation of Troublemaker and Chief's adventure through time in this Public Service Announcement brought to you by Story Time with George.

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SushiGummy, July 10th, 2010, 11:24 pm

Story Time with George Troublemaker: Which time period are we in now?
Chief: You know, just saying "When are we now?" would be quicker.
Troublemaker: ... Seriously?-
Chief: No time for that! Look outside! It's Christmas present!
Troublemaker: Is that a dinosaur?
Chief: Quiet kid, look over there!
Present Troublemaker: Ugh. I'm soooo depressed. And annoying.
Troublemaker: Wha-? Hey! That's not what I sound like!
Present Troublemaker: Stinking Christmas. I hate Christmas. And webcomics.
(knock knock)
Present Troublemaker: Who is it!?
Jeeves: Good evening sir, may I interest you to donate some time tonight?
Present Troublemaker: Forget that! I've got better things to do!
Jeeves: Please, sir, it'll only take about five seconds. It's just... the Smack Jeeves 2010 Webcomic Awards are taking votes in right now, and it would be very helpful if you could-
Present Troublemaker: Webcomics!? Psh! I hate stupid webcomics!
Jeeves: It won't take up a lot of your time, sir, please-
Present Troublemaker: No! It's all just a bunch of sprite comics anyway!
Jeeves: These cartoonists are starving, sir! They need your support!
Present Troublemaker: Support? Hah! Name one of these webcomics that need my so-called "support!"
Jeeves: Well, there's this comic called Detective Tarson. It's made by a thriving young man who wishes for nothing more than to make his readers happy-
Present Troublemaker: Detective Tarson? That's the worst name for a comic I've ever heard!
Jeeves: Oh no, sir, there are definitely comics with even worse names. Like Sushi Gummy, for instance-
Present Troublemaker: Sushi... GUMMY!? That doesn't even make sense! Get out of my face old man!
Jeeves: No, please!
Chief: Look at how much of a sickening pest you are! Don't you feel the least bit ashamed of yourself!?
Troublemaker: That never happened! What's with all this crap!? I didn't have some Jeeves guy run up and tell me about webcomics, that's just crazy!
Chief: You don't even feel the least bit sorry for what happened!? You're pathetic!
Troublemaker: None of this is even real! What's with the dinosaur!?
Chief: Oh, it's real alright, and if nothing else is going to change your rotten mind, it's time for you to experience the ultimate point in time!
Troublemaker: Let me guess. The future?
Chief: The fut- just shut up.

To be concluded...

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User's Comments:

The_mad_one, July 11th, 2010, 5:16 am

This had me remember why this comic is utterly great. :D

Karadom, July 11th, 2010, 9:52 am

I want Tarson to operate on me if I get injured.

Plazmaz, July 11th, 2010, 2:49 pm

oh my gosh this is getting funnier every update.

Thunder the HalfBloodHedgehog, July 11th, 2010, 3:31 pm

@ Plazmaz Agreed.

RandomNinjaGuy, July 11th, 2010, 4:46 pm

This is better then House

SushiGummy, July 11th, 2010, 5:36 pm

@TKGB_Cocker: *squitch*

@Armbyorg: Glad to hear that. I've actually been waiting to use that joke since the beginning of the comic.

@The_mad_one: If you love it now, wait until you see the future chapters. I've put so much planning into this comic it would make your head spin.

@Karadom: "So what's the problem here?" "It appears to be a broken arm, Mr. Tarson." "Ah. Well, I'm afraid we'll have to put him down. Get me my cheese grater, Peg."

@Plazmaz (and Thunder the HalfBloodHedgehog): Thanks! I'll try to keep the story as beautiful as I can.

@RandomNinjaGuy: Yeah? Well, what you haven't noticed is that this IS House, except played backwards. Actually, I've never watched House, so I'm pretty much just blatantly lying through my teeth right now.

mastokid, July 11th, 2010, 6:58 pm

Give him a coconut and salami cake!

Big A2, July 12th, 2010, 4:29 am

Detective Tarson currently dominates 9 American states.

SushiGummy, July 12th, 2010, 4:45 am

Along with three minor Eskimo tribes in Southern Greenland.

Karadom, July 12th, 2010, 2:59 pm

I'm one of those states. :D

TiloXofXTanto, August 10th, 2010, 1:03 am


SushiGummy, August 10th, 2010, 2:34 am


RS (Guest), November 7th, 2010, 8:27 am

Look what u did moron now u actually killed him. That was juice punch!

Drawkey, March 4th, 2011, 12:37 pm

Getting funnier and funnier with the vote stories

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