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SushiGummy, July 9th, 2010, 10:04 pm

Before I say anything else...
Smack Jeeves Awards 2010
That's right, it's time for me to once again ask you to vote (preferably for Detective Tarson) at the Smack Jeeves Awards! Detective Tarson was nominated for the WTF Award, and now I need all the votes I can get!
Please pitch in a vote! It'll only take a second and you don't even need a Smack Jeeves account! If I win, I make a non-canon bonus chapter of Detective Tarson, where everything is chosen by you!

Anyways, back to the normal commentary. I don't really love how this page turned out, only because most of you are probably gonna be like "Why's all this happening?" but trust me, there's a reason for everything that's going on right now! Remember the name of this chapter? If not, go back and check, because it's finally going to apply to the chapter. Not to worry, everything will be explained. Tomorrow. When I post the next page. Oh, and the page for the day after has one of the funniest jokes to appear in Detective Tarson so far, in my opinion.

Anyways, check the next author comment for a public service announcement brought to you by Story Time with George.

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SushiGummy, July 9th, 2010, 10:05 pm

Story Time with George Policeman: Police! Open the door!
Troublemaker: Uh-oh. Uh... I'm not home!
Policeman: Oh. Okay. Let's come back later.
Chief: Hold on a second, lad, something doesn't seem right here. If he really is gone like that voice inside claims, why is there a welcome mat here? Clearly we're not welcome in an empty house.
Policeman: Good catch sir! Let's try the doorbell!
*ding dong*
Troublemaker: Yes?- Oh crap!
Chief: Cuff him, boys!
Troublemaker: Curse you cops!
Chief: I've got news for you, ruffian! You're under arrest for not voting at The WTF Awards at the Smack Jeeves Web Comic Awards 2010!
Troublemaker: I don't care what you do to me, I ain't telling where Leroy is!-Wait, what?
Chief: You're under arrest for not voting at the WTF Awards at the Smack Jeeves Web Comic Awards 2010.
Troublemaker: ... What the hell is that!?
Chief: More like "what the @#$% is that," sonny. This isn't The WTH Award we're talking about here.
Troublemaker: I don't even know what you're talking about, man! Are you crazy!?
Chief: As crazy as the comics nominated for The WTF Award!
Troublemaker: ... Are you really a cop? Where's your badge!?
Chief: Where's YOUR badge!?
Troublemaker: I-uh... I don't have one.
Chief: Yeah? Then you'd better shut your mouth, kid. Now get in the car.
Troublemaker: Hold on a second! I don't even know what The WTF Award or the Smack Jeeves Web Comic Awards 2010 are!
Chief: You don't even know what The WTF Award or the Smack Jeeves Web Comic Awards 2010 are!?
Troublemaker: ... Yes! That's what I said!
Chief: You said that!?
Troublemaker: Yes!
Chief: Yes?
Troublemaker: YES! YES! That's what I said! I have no idea what this WTF Award is or anything!
Chief: What kind of sick deranged excuse for a human being are you!?
Troublemaker: What's that supposed to mean!? How am I supposed to know what some stupid award is!?
Chief: STUPID!? Get in the car, boy!
Troublemaker: Wha-? Where are we going?
Chief: We're going to Christmas past!
Troublemaker: ... But it's July.
Chief: I don't like your attitude, son!
(Hey kids! It's time for scratch and sniff! Take your scratch and sniff card out now to smell time travel!-OH GOD NO! I wasn't being serious! You can't even smell time travel! Take that out of your nose before you kill yourself!!)
Troublemaker: ... Where are we?
Chief: Not where, my boy! When!
Troublemaker: Okay then... When are we?
Chief: That doesn't make grammatical sense, stupidass! The proper question is "What time period are we in?"
Troublemaker: Okay, okay! What time period are we in!?
Chief: Don't you remember? It's your first Christmas ever! December 25th, 1377!
Troublemaker: 1377!? I wasn't alive then!
Chief: Shh, watch, here comes your younger self!
Past Troublemaker: Daddy, can I have a computer for Christmas?
Dad: They haven't been invented yet, you moron! You're in the Middle Ages, ask for something better, like a rocket!
Past Troublemaker: B-but Daddy, those haven't been invented either-
Dad: Oh, trying to be the smart guy now, I see!? Enlighten me, what would you do with a computer anyway!?
Past Troublemaker: I'd get involved with web comic awards!
Dad: Web comics!? UGH! You sicken me more and more every day! I'm disowning you, kid!
Past Troublemaker: No, Daddy! Not again!
Chief: You were such an innocent young boy, caring only about what was important, like web comic awards.
Troublemaker: Dude, no! That never even happened!
Chief: No time for that, boy! You'll never guess when we're going next!
Troublemaker: ... You just got angry at me like a minute ago for using grammar like that-
Chief: We're off to Christmas present!

To be continued...

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User's Comments:

georgo, July 9th, 2010, 10:08 pm

If Detective Tarso wins award, I will make my own comic for all little niƱitos to enjoy.

mastokid, July 9th, 2010, 11:04 pm

omg omg Its gorgo!!!!!

I voted so dont kill me!

JimLad, July 10th, 2010, 8:49 am

Dude, there is literally 2% between the top three contenders for the WTF award!
Right now it's 26%,27%,28%

(of course I voted for you)

Plazmaz, July 10th, 2010, 8:54 am

I voted for you 5 times

Karadom, July 10th, 2010, 3:38 pm

I vote on every single computer I get onto.

Big A2, July 12th, 2010, 4:27 am

The return to simpler style is refreshing.

Drawkey, March 4th, 2011, 12:35 pm

Funniest vote story yet

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