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SushiGummy, December 13th, 2010, 1:09 am

OH GOD IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY I'M SO GIDDY First thing's first. If you haven't posted a request for the first ever Detective Tarson bonus chapter, hurry up and do it before you lose your chance!
You want to see something in Detective Tarson? Now's your chance! Get after it! If you'd like to make an anonymous request, PM me!

Also, check out this news post if you'd like to know what this month's schedule is or why I haven't updated much lately:

And, lastly, check the author comments below for an alternate version of this page and another addition of Story Time with George!

Oh, and here's a little bonus, Detective Tarson Minecraft skins!

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Czar Squid, December 13th, 2010, 1:09 am

Hey kids! Sushigummy decided to take an extended vacation to Canada. He sent the draft of Tarson to my door but with no return address. So after I fixed it up, I decided to make my own version of the page while I waited for his return.

Sadly the Federal Book & Comics of Injustice demed the comic as a fraud and put a warrent for my arrest for creating such an atrosity. So for a limited time offer, I bring you this dandy of a comic:

SushiGummy, December 13th, 2010, 1:10 am

Story Time with George Bartender: So, what will you have?
Jubberblaster: Gimme the strongest drink you have, Barkeep.
Bartender: Liquid nitrogen it is. So what's keeping you down, kid?
Jubberblaster: Lately, everything. It seems like nothing ever goes right for me.
Bartender: We get a lot of visitors like that. Here's your drink.
Jubberblaster: *sigh* It feels as if my life is just a joke, written by some sexy cartoonist.
Bartender: If you would like to share some of your troubles, I'm all ears. What seems to be the problem?
Jubberblaster: Well, for starters, my name is Jubberblaster.
Bartender: Ah. I'm sorry to hear that, young lad. I was born with the name Bartender. I suppose I am somewhat lucky, though, seeing as I coincidentally love bar tending.
Jubberblaster: It doesn't stop there. My birthday is on May 12th. I mean, that's such a crappy birthday. Why couldn't I have a good birthday, like December 13th?
Bartender: I know how you feel. My birthday's on February 29th, so I'm only 11 years old. I won't be able to legally drink for another 38 years.
Jubberblaster: I can live with my name and birthday, what's really getting me down is that I lost my chance to make a request for the Detective Tarson bonus chapter.
Bartender: ... That is harsh.
Jubberblaster: I was going to request that one of the characters would be named Jubberblaster and that their birthday would be May 12th, to make me feel better. Surely I'd be just fine with my name if it was the same name as a Detective Tarson character.
Bartender: I requested that the floor would be made of cupcakes. It's the moment I've been waiting for all my life.
Jubberblaster: Yeah, that does sound pretty stupendous.
Bartender: ... Listen, Jubberblaster, don't feel too bad. You'll get another chance at a bonus chapter request someday.
Jubberblaster: True. I just wish I would have done it while I could. I finally decided to post my request on December 18th, but it was too late. December 17th was the last day to make a request.
Bartender: Don't let it keep you down, you'll be okay. Hm? What's that over there?
Jubberblaster: It... It looks like an angel.
Angel: Yo guys, wassup?
Jubberblaster: Hey angel, I'm just wallowing in self pity because I wasn't able to make a request for the Detective Tarson bonus chapter in time.
Angel: Hey man, das crazy, I was just talking to my angel peeps about dat chapter. I think I can help you, yo.
Jubberblaster: Really? How?
Angel: Well, you see, I was just talking to G-Dawg about this back at my place. G-Dawg's crazy, yo. Well, he says he got a extra request, man.
Jubberblaster: What? You mean it?
Angel: Yeah man. Here, lemme call him. YO! G-DAWG!
G-Dawg: Greetings, friends. May I offer my assistance with any of your troubles?
Angel: Yeah G-Dawg, dis peep here missed his request for dat bonus chapter we was talking about.
G-Dawg: My, what a splendid coincidence, I have an additional request I'd like to give away. Here you are, young sir.
Jubberblaster: Hah, wow! Thank you! Thank you so much!
G-Dawg: It is my pleasure, I truly hope you enjoy it.
Jubberblaster: This is the best day of my life!
Angel: Word.
Bartender: ... Why were you even in my bar in the first place?
Angel: ... Dang, we gotta blow dis joint, G-Dawg! Let's make like a storm and bolt!
G-Dawg: Certainly, my friend.


Disclaimer: I won't accept requests after December 17th.

Make a request before time runs out!

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User's Comments:

mastokid, December 13th, 2010, 3:24 am

Happy birthday

Awsome skins: I love minecraft.

JimLad, December 13th, 2010, 5:13 am

His mouth at the end...
it wins the world.

(Happy B-day yo)

Ultraluario64, December 13th, 2010, 5:17 am

Crappy Birthday! :D....

Crap, er, i mean
HAPPY Birthday :D

also, err, i got nothing :/

Loverofpiggies, December 13th, 2010, 8:15 am

Happy Birthday SushiGummy!!

And omg Minecraft is so addicting.

Also, the Diabolical is amazing.

E-Man, December 13th, 2010, 8:25 am

Happy birthday, SushiGummy! I hope you have a nice one!

Big A2, December 13th, 2010, 8:31 am

Epic mustache in the last panel.

MEEP GOD, December 13th, 2010, 10:00 am

Happy birthday, happy holidays, and above all else, happy holibirthday!

ClareSilver47, December 13th, 2010, 10:28 am

happy day brought into the abstract world of minds.

I'm not reading that wall

Phoenix of Chaos, December 13th, 2010, 10:56 am

... Is that... a creeper face in the last panel?

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CityBreak, December 13th, 2010, 2:32 pm

I Love story time.

Thunder the HalfBloodHedgehog, December 13th, 2010, 4:06 pm

I LITERALLY laughed out loud. XD

metaishopeless, December 14th, 2010, 4:50 pm

dat face
Also cute Minecraft skins :0 I may use the Tarson one

MEEP GOD, December 26th, 2010, 9:32 am

Okay the day after Christmas, bonus pic drawing will probably be posted within the next four days I am assuming? Feel free to tell me I am wrong. Regardless hope your birthday and Christmas were both great and special, and that you were not cheated out of too many presents! And happy holidays to you too Czar Squid, don't think you are forgotten!

SushiGummy, December 26th, 2010, 5:16 pm

The bonus drawing is done, it just needs to be colored. I'll also be posting the Secret Santa gift I received. I have other issues I need to deal with right now, though, which includes taking care of a semi-misunderstanding with the Secret Santa event and actually getting a job.

Luke P. (Guest), December 30th, 2010, 4:49 pm

Ohmagosh I love this comic XD it's hilarious and the Bobobo influence is awesome! I need more of this comic >:U

SushiGummy, December 31st, 2010, 1:28 am

I'm working on it, I'm working on it!

lawlz kay not really

But only because I'm busy working on the website. Which will look awesome when I'm done with it.

darknoon, February 8th, 2011, 11:50 pm

I like Diabolical as a name. I may have another child just for that purpose. It'd be great at rolecall in school...

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